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[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Warlock: [suffering the clear and obvious ramifications of my voluntary actions] once again the gods torment me for no purpose but sick amusement

[incorrect-tanz-quotes]

Herbert: I am so so so charming please just let me in and I can show you how charming I am please. I'm so charming but I can only show you if you let me in. Please [BANGING ON THE DOOR] please I'm so charming I promise [DOORKNOB RATTLING] I'm a people person you'll love my engaging repartee and disarming smile [GLASS BREAKING]

[totallycorrectlobcorp]

malkuth: if i dont keep myself productive and/or entertained 24/7 my brain gets up and starts roaming the halls thirsty for blood

[perfectly-princely-emo-nightmare]

Remus: Just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the pavement until the whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill.

Logan: Are you okay?

Remus: One day you’ll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in this universe and you’ll have to justify the space you’ve filled.

Logan:

Logan: What?

[supersmashbrosfacebook]

[incorrectbnhaquotes]

Shigaraki: the fact that i am constantly saying strange and unpleasant things is just part of my charm

[earthboundfacebook]

[incorrect-portal-quotes]

GLaDOS: Does mace work on birds?

GLaDOS: If a crow is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent?

GLaDOS: Time sensitive question please respond.

[paperultra]

[class 1-A group chat]

[12:30] kaminari: hey guys does mace work on birds

[12:30] kaminari: if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

[12:31] kaminari: time sensitive question pls respond

[incorrecttamendegushiquotes]

Sun Jing: I'm a flirting machine with no off button.

Qiu Tong: Hubris will be your downfall.

Sun Jing: Kind of sexy of you to say that.